Someone once asked...
“My peen is too big and it’s cumbersome”
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Someone answered with kindness...
That is not a question
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Another soul answered...
Unfortunately there is no way to shrink your e-peen.
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Another soul answered...
Hello, Former Attorney General Matthew Whittaker
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Another soul answered...
tuck it in
✦ This sign has found its fate.