Someone once asked...

“If I put a pop tart in the microwave for 10 minutes will it turn into a weapon”

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Someone answered with kindness...

I searched this up and we don't have pop tarts here so I'm going to imagine yes with how hot the inside filling would get if you'd have to throw it at someone's face. Churn those out immediately and it's a weapon alright

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Another soul answered...

I think it would explode with chocolate everywhere